Questions Answered

Heavy hors d'oeuvres are:

• pieces of lukewarm lamb, on toothpicks
• mediocre meatballs, on toothpicks
• icky spreads on thick pieces of bread
• deep fried mushrooms

Soul-less investment bankers are:

• Soul-less

(especially when they live in the heart of Soho, and complain about the drunk people. I think I shall track him down and vomit on his front door.)

Williams President Morty Shapiro is:

• a stand-up comedien, but not that bad...

I am:

• drunk